A boy sows a wild oat or two, the whole world winks. A girl does the same - scandal.
Emergent rules: the reason that discussing social issues is not a waste of time.
katherine hepburn for god
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if you look in the mirror and say faggot three times it’ll still be your reflection
I would literally sell my family into slavery to watch Turkish Oil Wrestling in person.
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ronswansonappreciationsociety:
Wwwwwhhhhaaaatttt??????Nick Offerman Dyes His Hair, Introduces Fresh New ‘Blonde Swanson’ Look
Yeah… I find this way sexier than I should.